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02 January, 2002: "Spam as a weapon"

By Kathy Kinsley

My latest idea is that all passengers on airlines be given a block (out of those ubiquitous--I have one as a souvenir, all in Thai language--cans) of spam to throw at any hijackers or suicide bombers. Let us use their superstition against them! Spam contains not only pork but (gasp) pork parts (including things that even I am not too sanguine about). Seriously unclean stuff. Hit them with it and they will be convinced they won't get their 72 virgins. So... if you fly, buy a can of 'Spam' first.

23:02 EST

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