On The Third Hand

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a couple of drinks.
Before it leaves it asks the bartender, “How much do i owe you?”
The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

Comment by Rob Bredle — 22 Apr, 2006 @ 22:31

One of Kinky’s biggest supporters is a regular attendee at my gym in Galveston.
Kinky and Carole Strayhorn ("One Tough Grandma” Republican turned Independent) are going a long way to making a big joke out of Texas gubernatorial politics, most ably aided and abetted by the Dems and Reps.
As the governorship in Texas is rather weak, the Lieutenant Governor race is the one to watch. Can’t remember who is running, though. Blech!

Comment by Bill Ewing — 26 Jan, 2006 @ 02:55

Any electrical engineer could have told them - they need a ground rod driven into soil for the hat to work.

Comment by Walter E. Wallis — 13 Nov, 2005 @ 12:41

You are welcome! Thought you and yours might enjoy it.
BTW: Be on the lookout for “Wilma.” According to Drudge, Cape Coral has a Bullseye painted on it!

Comment by Bill Ewing — 18 Oct, 2005 @ 02:32

I noticed that bullseye…

Comment by Kathy K — 18 Oct, 2005 @ 07:15

She doesn’t have the monopoly on grief - but as Anne Coulter suggests, Sheehan is like a(self-appointed) Commander-In-Grief!

Comment by wits0 — 23 Aug, 2005 @ 03:05

Guess there are many types of griefs….like tearful grief, holy grief, etc…, now try this cheerful one(via LGF):http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050824/480/txlm10208242230&g=events/ts/081005sheehanvigil

Comment by wits0 — 25 Aug, 2005 @ 03:00

Grieving indeed…

By the way, WELCOME BACK! You’ve been missed.

Comment by Kathy K — 25 Aug, 2005 @ 16:02

Thanks Kathy, I’ve still no home connection….operating sometimes from a clunky Cybercafe, heh heh.

Comment by wits0 — 26 Aug, 2005 @ 06:24

More on Grieving : “Screw ‘em” sorta”

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46010
After calling the terrorists in Iraq who killed her son “freedom fighters,” anti-Bush activist Cindy Sheehan now says other mothers of those slain in the conflict whose views oppose her own are “brainwashed….”

Comment by wits0 — 30 Aug, 2005 @ 01:45

If it’s a gag, it’s brilliant. If it’s on the level, even better.

Comment by Jim - PRS — 28 Jun, 2005 @ 22:23

I think it’s a (rather sharply pointed) gag. But I hope it’s on the level… and succeeds.

Comment by Kathy K — 28 Jun, 2005 @ 23:00

Poetic justices, like paybacks, are a B***h.

It appears that this is the real thing. I have a friend in Nashua, NH, who verifies it.

Comment by Bill Ewing — 29 Jun, 2005 @ 02:01

I thought it was a gag until I read the letter Clements sent to the town’s Code Enforcement Officer and the press release he issued the next day. Still, it could be a PR stunt. Except, I saw him interviewed last night.

I think he’s serious.

Comment by Doyle — 30 Jun, 2005 @ 14:55

The French and the Francophiles have no sense of humor. They never have. I could get a group of Germans, Dutch, and Brits into stitches at a party. But the French, no way.

You know, they really are unhappy people. Inferiority complexes are hard to treat. The end of France’s delusions of current grandeur has come. I don’t expect them to be much happier, now.

Comment by LASunsett — 1 Jun, 2005 @ 01:06

I think the French have retreated from “delusions of grandeur” to “delusions of relevance”

Comment by Ken Summers — 1 Jun, 2005 @ 11:37

ROFL – Ken, I’m very glad I had just swallowed my coffee before reading that…

Comment by Kathy K — 1 Jun, 2005 @ 12:23

Nah, it’ll never happen. One has to be at least a bit of the LLL to even entertain the idea.

Comment by wits0 — 28 May, 2005 @ 02:58