On The Third Hand

Since September 11^th many old, and new technologies have been used to keep abreast of what the jihadist cut throats are planning. The Predator drone is an example. Originaly designed as an unmanned aerial reconnaissance and surveillance vehicle, it has evolved into something more. Central Intelligence Agency used a missile-armed Predator in November 2002 to strike a car carrying six suspected al-Qaida operatives, including one suspected of masterminding the October 2000 attack on the U.S.S Cole.

The controversial ECHELON program operated by the NSA is used to monitor communications on a global scale. As a side note, due to the loose lips of a couple of Congress creeps the hunt for Osama bin Laden became a tougher job after they were quoted in the press about ECHELON’s abilities. Shortly thereafter OBL and his cohorts ceased using cellphones.

Science and technology has made the current fight against the jihadists easier, safer for our troops and more productive. And “science” marches on as seen in this report from India.[Author disclaimer: Please don your foilhats before continueing. Thank You - ed]

Using powerful electromagnetic radio frequency energy to silence transmissions and a modification of the same to send blocked messages or another version that can watch communication with an automated algorithm are common. But what can you do when the terrorist is sending communication with real human messenger.

Human intelligence (HUMINT) is one answer. Placeing special forces on the ground has been successful in intercepting a few jihadist messengers attempting to get word out of, and into Iraq.

But these “scientists” are thinking “out of the box,” WAY OUT!

The scientists and engineers looked at the extraterrestrial technologies. According to some UFO researchers, the extraterrestrials are everywhere. They watch us and communicate with us all the time without our knowledge. The scientists started looking at the technologies that make physical objects invisible. These are very tiny unmanned modular objects that can move around in space using anti-gravity lift and electromagnetic flux as stealth. These are silent, propagate and navigate automatically and are invisible even at night under night vision infra red vehicles. They can travel with an adversary even below the ground. Once data is collected it can provide a clear map where the adversary is or their base camp is. They can self propagate and navigate back to their satellite bases in the terrestrial orbit or a suborbital space capsule.

Again the problem lies in materials engineering, propagation, and navigation and advanced next generation stealth. The answer to all these are available once the extraterrestrial UFOs are reverse engineered.

Why am I not surprised these “scientists” are unnamed and the report is published by the India Daily. If you recall they also published a report concerning the tsunami that detailed “some entity doing underground research with moving plates.” And “that some countries have research projects on creating artificial earthquakes.”

With the exception of a quick stopover in Delhi, India enroute to Bahrain I have not had the opportunity displeasure to puruse a dead tree copy of the India Daily. From these two examples of “journalism” I suspect they are on par with the National Inquirer in the States, but I could be wrong. In that case I do have a suggestion for the powers that be in the US intelligence community.

We are all aware Al Gore is famous for “inventing” the internet. He also gave a speech in NYC on global warming on one of the cities coldest days in history. (Not to mention a presidential bid that suffered an early arrest from the political blasé police) Given Al’s propensity to embrace “out of the box” thinking - and not so incidently having a closet full of tinfoil hats - I propose he be named to head a new NSA department to study reverse engineering of extraterrestrial technologies.

I’ll even chip in few bucks to finance his first foriegn trip in search of “unnamed scientists” and East Indian extraterrestrials.

Cross posted within the Cranial Cavity