On the Third Hand…

Want a Different Abu Ghraib Story? Try This One

By now, some Americans may feel the need for respite from the images of Abu Ghraib and the five hooded barbarians standing behind Nick Berg. This week’s column will try to provide some measure of respite.
It is the story of Americans, in and out of the U.S. government, who moved mountains to help seven horribly maimed Iraqi men. It is not always pleasant reading, but there are rewards to staying with it, especially now.
Quite obviously it has been decided, as the handling of the Abu Ghraib story makes plain, that when America stumbles, we are going to have our faces rubbed in it. And rubbed in it and rubbed in it. As far as I can make out, the purpose of this two weeks of media humiliation is that we–the president, all of us–are being asked to morally prostrate ourselves before the rest of the world. Some may choose to do so, but this story should make a few Americans want to simply stand up straight again.
As perfect justice, the story in fact begins in Abu Ghraib prison, in 1995. With Iraq’s economy in a tailspin, Saddam arrested nine Iraqi businessmen to scapegoat them as dollar traders. They got a 30-minute “trial,” and were sentenced, after a year’s imprisonment, to have their right hands surgically cut off at Abu Ghraib prison.
The amputations were performed, over two days, by a Baghdad anesthesiologist, a surgeon and medical staff. We know this because Saddam had a videotape made of each procedure. He had the hands brought to him in formalin and then returned to Abu Ghraib. Oh, one more thing: The surgeon carved an X of shame into the forehead of each man. And the authorities charged the men $50.

Read the rest. We all need a bit of a smile.

And I love the fact that we take care of the ‘little detals’ too.

Dr. Agris saw that the Abu Ghraib “surgeries” were a botch. They’d cut through the joining of the wrist’s carpal bones, “like carving a Turkey leg.” Saddam’s doctors did nothing to repair the nerve endings, which left the men with constant real and “phantom” pain. Drs. Agris and Kestler had two preliminary tasks: Repair the nerves, and, alas, take another inch off the men’s lower arms, to leave a smooth surface for attaching their new prosthetic “hands.” They worked for two days operating on the seven men, who then took a week to recover before receiving their new hands.
Those devices were donated by the German-American prosthetic company Otto Bock, at a cost of $50,000 each. They are state-of-the-art electronic hands, with fingers, which respond to trained muscular movements. The rehabilitation and training is being donated by two other Houston companies, TIRR and Dynamic Orthotics. The Iraqi men are in Houston now, spending five hours a day learning to use their new right hands. And oh yes, the brands on their heads were removed.

(Emphasis mine.) Just a little thing… removing those brands. Just a detail. But we did that too. Yeah, that makes me proud to be a citizen of the same country whose people did this. So sue me.