The Tide is high and other household problems
He’s not making this up. And he’s spot-on about Whisk.
… Do you want Wisk? Or Tide? OK, that’s easy. Wisk was responsible for the ”ring around the collar” jingle, and you will not buy Wisk until Wisk issues a formal apology to humanity, along with documented proof that everybody involved in producing that jingle has been executed.
By Dave Barry. (Is ‘drink warning’ redundant here?)
Link thanks to Dean Esmay.
